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Greetings, ye merry folk of world six, here on this fine Swedish server!
We're here to blast yerselves to bloody smithereens! Yalde!!!
Rawr! We're fierce, bearded ( a red beard, with lots of beer in it! ) and never sober!
As the spokesdrunkard for KiltsRUs, it is my pleasure to announce your upcoming doom!
Let me tell you, then, about us fiercest of mighty warriors!
First, our glorious leader, Kilt! His mighty roar will make all you sissies piss in your pants, as you run for the hills. But nay, he is a true highlander! The hills can't save ye! His lust for battle and blood is only surpassed by the stench of his breath!
Then, we have our woman ( also bearded, of course! ), Islanzadii! Her stealthy attack will be upon you before ye know it! She also eats puny Englanders for breakfast! And supper!
Unaimed, he is like a loose cannon! His dislike for Swedes make all of ye fair game!
And last, but most certainly not least, is myself, Muppet Playing Xylophone! Though in fact, what I do play, is bagpipes! That's right! I'll blow yer eardrums out with me wondrous music!
Now, run for your lives! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
We're here to blast yerselves to bloody smithereens! Yalde!!!
Rawr! We're fierce, bearded ( a red beard, with lots of beer in it! ) and never sober!
As the spokesdrunkard for KiltsRUs, it is my pleasure to announce your upcoming doom!
Let me tell you, then, about us fiercest of mighty warriors!
First, our glorious leader, Kilt! His mighty roar will make all you sissies piss in your pants, as you run for the hills. But nay, he is a true highlander! The hills can't save ye! His lust for battle and blood is only surpassed by the stench of his breath!
Then, we have our woman ( also bearded, of course! ), Islanzadii! Her stealthy attack will be upon you before ye know it! She also eats puny Englanders for breakfast! And supper!
Unaimed, he is like a loose cannon! His dislike for Swedes make all of ye fair game!
And last, but most certainly not least, is myself, Muppet Playing Xylophone! Though in fact, what I do play, is bagpipes! That's right! I'll blow yer eardrums out with me wondrous music!
Now, run for your lives! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!